Lunatic

1. Pretend to buy a bracelet for a friend, but actually it is intended for myself.
2. Request nice wrapping and a greeting card.
3. Write greeting words and sign off the card in my own name.
4. Unwrap the present & the card feeling great to receive a gift.

What a psycho!!!! But... what if I only committed 1, 2 & 4... will it make myself less psychopathic??

Not in a good mood today... and I made it worse in the attempt to turn it around.